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10 Awesomely Awful Pirate Jokes For ‘Talk Like A Pirate’ Day

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day- Here are 10 jokes to entertain/annoy your coworkers with.

1) Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

2) Where did the pirate go for breakfast?

IHOP

3) What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

AARRGGH-2 D-2!

4) Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

It’s rated AARRRRGH! Why? Because of all the booty!

5) Know why pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C.

6) How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used the patch.

7) What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

8) Do you know what stinks about a pirate ship?

The poop deck

9) Where do pirates get drunk?

The Sand Bar.

10)  Finally, check out the video below to hear what a pirate’s favorite radio station is:

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