So as many of you may know, I am a part time waitress at a local restaurant.  I grew up in a bar/grill, so it comes natural to me, and I very much so enjoy it (mostly the cash... jokes).    While working today, I heard the weirdest comment from an elderly man, and I thought you would all love to hear what kinds of things us servers hear on a regular basis.  I also wanted to give you a few pointers... because I can.  Teehee!

  • First of all, just because I'm a woman serving, does not give you the free pass to hit on me.
  • Yes, I'm flirting with you, because you're going to tip me.
  • Speaking of tips.... 20% people!!!  I get paid minimum wage to clean off your dishes and pretend that I like you (kidding... kind of)

Ok, back to my story.  A "nice gentleman" stopped me today, and asked for my name.  His response, "SAMM???  I thought that's what you said... please tell me that's short for something."  "Yes sir, my name is Sammantha."  "Good, I'm going to call you Sammantha.  I like it better than Samm."

Now, I'm a pretty level headed person, and joke around a lot, so at this point, I'm totally ok with him saying that, but it must just be pick on Samm day....  "So what do you do Samm?"  "I'm in radio.  This is just my side job."  He then continued to tell me he use to be a News Director, and told me a whole bunch of stories about the 60's that went way over my head, not going to lie.  I mentioned that I previously wanted to be in TV, but realized it wasn't for me when I finally landed a gig.  And the whammy of all responses, "Oh, you could do TV.  You're cute, but too curvy for my liking!"

UMMMMM..... Come again?

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