Five Things More Likely Than Winning The Powerball
You've got a one in 292.2 Million chance of winning the $1.3 Billion Dollar Powerball jackpot on Wednesday. So, there is a chance. But, there's a chance that this might happen, too...
So, we'll be getting our Powerball tickets for Wednesday night. Somebody's gonna win. But that means that somebody's not going to win. With the odds at one 292.2 Million, there's a chance for disappointment as much as there is of winning.
Here are five ridiculously wacky things that are more likely to happen than winning the Powerball.
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The Old Fashioned Way...
You are 508 times more likely to become a Billionaire some other way.
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Zoinks!
It's 10 times more likely that there'll be a fatal car accident on the way to buy the Powerball tickets than to win the jackpot! Drive safe today, okay.
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Enough To Make Yer Head Spin!
You're four times more likely to be hit by an asteroid. So, keep a helmet handy. Or some aspirin.
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Heads I Win, Tails You Lose...
Winning would be like flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads every time!
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I'd like to take this moment to announce...
We're 25 times more likely to become President of the United States than to win the Powerball. And if elected, my promise to you my fellow Americans, is that I will be the kind of listener you're looking for. I will listen to you. I'll be there for you. I'll have your back. My campaign slogan is, "I hear ya, man".