Guy Wears “I Have Drugs” T-Shirt, Gets Busted For Drugs

We didn't see it on 50-year-old John Balmer of Spring Hill, Florida, but we wouldn't have been surprised if "stupid" was on his forehead, too.

It's not that he was trying to be completely obvious about being a drug dealer, but his shirt did say "WHO NEEDS DRUGS? No seriously, I have drugs." It's funny/idiotic personal advertising that'll get you noticed by authorities, and when cops witnessed him trying to pass a bag of weed to someone STANDING IN LINE at the local K-Mart, they busted him.

We can at least say the guy was honest, considering police found several baggies of weed and an undisclosed amount of meth in his pockets.

Sadly, John could have avoided all this had he chose, "Drugs? Why would I give you drugs at this K-Mart?" shirt instead.

Check out the rest of John's idiocy here (Tampa Bay Times)