Newt’s at Crossroads Put a Sign On Their Door That’s Scaring People
It's not a big sign, but the words on it are striking fear in Rochester's hearts! Our new account rep and I walked in for lunch on Friday, and people ahead of us saw the sign and literally whimpered. "Dang...I'm sure going to miss it." said one guy. "Yeah, me, too! Rochester just isn't the same without it. I mean, what's the point???"
What are they talking about? Why we're talking about the lifeblood of the America bar! And Newt's at Crossroads has a MAJOR issue on their hands. Now, before I show you the sign, I want you to take a couple deep breaths. And know EVERYTHING WILL BE OK! This isn't the end of the world...in fact, in some ways, it will open your world to new horizons and new tastes!
Are you ready?
OK...here it is, but don't say I didn't warn you!
See what I mean? Devastating! But, on the plus side, think of the new machine, a machine no one's shoved their just-gone-to-the-bathroom-and-didn't-wash-their-hands-hands into!
Listen to James Rabe in the mornings from 6a to 10a on Y-105 FM.
Also, you ever notice some people swear the popcorn is better at Newt's than Whistle Binkies? Forget burger wars, it's popcorn that really gets 'em going!