Pageant Contestants Keep Sucking At Geography, And Capitals…And Such As…What?

If you ever get to judge a beauty pageant, there's an easy way to take down a contestant you're not particularly fond of; ASK HER A GEOGRAPHY QUESTION.  Our new Miss USA, Nina Sanchez, is a good example. Yesterday she was asked to name the capital of Nevada, the state she represented, in which she responded:

That might be cringe-worthy, but NOWHERE NEAR as bad as this classic gem from 2007 from Miss South Carolina.  And such as......