Protect Your Junk From Bacon Grease

If you're dumb enough to cook bacon naked and the grease splashes out on your junk - well I think you deserve that pain.  Seriously who cooks bacon naked? Protect your naughty bits and put some pants on!

If you must prepare breakfast in your birthday suit consider "Naked Bacon Cooking Armour."  Yes there is such a thing. It's the world’s first body armor specifically designed to protect your man- or womanhood from the hot grease.