Thank You, Technology, For Keeping My Butt Warm

A picture of a toilet flashed across our screens this morning, and it definitely stole my attention.  Smart toilets, coming soon to stores near you!  Let me put this into perspective for you, so you can be as excited as I am.  It's mid-January in Minnesota, and you're awakened by a sudden urge.  You head to the bathroom to find a nice "soft nightlight" glowing around the bowl, so there's no need to blind yourself with your bright bathroom light.  You sit down to a nice warm (yeah, adjustable heating) seat, and that activates the "cleansing functions."  All done?  Just stand up.  It will flush and close the lid automatically.  It will even play your favorite tunes while doing your business, because it syncs with your smartphone!  I WANT ONE!!!