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The Song Your Parents Were Listening To When They Made You

Somebody made a website to figure out what song your parents were listening to when they made you.

Okay, now that you’ve cleaned up the vomit from that visual let me explain because you know you’re a little curious. Otherwise you wouldn’t have clicked on this link.

Porktrack — yep, that’s its name — is pretty simple: You plug in your birthday, and the site pulls up the most popular song from around the time that you were made, complete with a YouTube video.  (obviously it’s not scientific but it should give you an idea of what was popular at the time)

Here’s what my parents’ go-to lovemaking song was back in the day.

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