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This Document Certifies You Look Stupid.

As I’ve grown older, I’ve started to embrace my age for a few reasons.  For one, while you can point and say, “haha you’re old” I can point back an laugh at the mistakes you don’t even know you’re going to make yet, that I learned from over a decade ago!  But another reason is that I don’t have to jump on the latest fashion fad.

Earlier this week, Dunken posted “The 10 Things Men Over 30 Should Never Wear,” all of which I agree, along with the latest “trendy” must-have:  The Monocle.

For those of you too young to know what that is(I laugh at you again), take a look:

Don’t listen to that dummy, he’s wearing a monocle and has 20/20 vision!
(Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

No, it’s not the clothes any of them are wearing, it’s on the dummy(ok, to be more specific, the ACTUAL dummy in the middle).  That one piece of glass with the string attached to it.

THAT’S the up and coming fashion craze in a fraction of the hipster community that call themselves “the new gents”, and apparently enjoy setting off their one-eye wear with a nice, tweed blazer(I wish I was joking).  While I’d like to name them “the new victims of my ridicule”, there is a little bit of me that finds it kinda classy.

Then again….

Mr. Peanut
Always a Grooms-nut, never a Groom…
(Getty Images)

You’ve never heard of a “Mrs Peanut” now have you?

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