Confused about all this May the 4th hoopla that every one and their brother has been rambling about today at the office?

Well, that's where Star Trek's Tim Russ comes in...

(Prepare to be furious, Star Wars fans.)

Man, was it ever a bummer when Dark Vader turned Obi One into a big ol' pile of laundry!

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