WATCH: FINALLY! We Have a New Chanukah Song From Adam Sandler!

Adam Sandler did a show with some friends in San Diego a few weeks back and (finally!) recorded a new, and updated, version for you!

Waaaayy back in 1996, my cousin Brett introduced me to one of the funniest comedy CD's I'd ever heard, (considering I was only 15 years old that's not saying much, but still) and that was Adam Sandler's "What the Hell Happened to Me?"

You can listen to that whole album right here... (NSFW Language!)

But at that time, he was at his peak with SNL, had released several box office hits like "Billy Madison" and "Happy Gilmore, and in my mind he could do no wrong.  I mean, he was my idol!  So to learn he'd released another comedy CD with all his usual cast of characters, I couldn't wait to listen... without my parent's knowledge of course.

I think I memorized the Chanuka song within days, just like I'm sure you did also, otherwise you wouldn't have clicked on this link.

So do what I just did:  Remember back to the good ol' days when people weren't easily offended and take in the humor of an Adam Sandler original.  Slightly modified for today, of course.

The lyrics are below if you'd like to sing along. (And let's face it, you do.)

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gylleenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? Loveline’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from Frozen
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty

It’s cool that Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah