Worst Pickup Lines Ever!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? GAG! We have all been there - when a guy walks up and tries out a cheesy pickup line on you! Thanks for giving us ladies an ongoing joke for our night out - you!!

Some of the worst ones I've ever heard:

"Your dad must be in jail because he stole a star and put it in your eyes." Ummmmm, what?!

"You must wash your pants with Windex - because I can totally see myself in them!" Does that even make sense? Tell that to those poor birds in the Windex commercial that crash into the glass door that they CLEARLY did NOT see themselves in.

I have a pretty good sense of humor, but some of these pickup lines are just brutal! Fortunately I have found a list of the WORST pickup lines of all time so we can all get a good laugh.