If you've done ANY of these things on Facebook, you either have a weird/awesome sense of humor, or, well, seriously, what's the matter with you?

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The term creeper didn't even creep into our vocabulary until Facebook came around. That doesn't mean creepy people didn't occupy this planet before then, but you always knew where to find them; behind bushes or watching toddler beauty pageants. While the interwebs makes it tougher to spot 'em, let these obvious/disturbing actions shine the way into the dark world of the FB creeper (probably doing any or all of these while in their underwear in their parent's basement...).

1. Posting a photo of your face on someone else's wall with zero explanation. Even creepier, doing one of those "I'm plotting to skin your cat and use its fur to make a jacket for my chinchilla" faces.

2. Tagging yourself in someone else's engagement photo. Bonus points for tagging yourself on another guy's new bride. More bonus points for being able to survive the face-to-(your busted) face confrontation that will almost certainly follow.

3. Commenting on someone's photo from 10 years ago as if it's current. Example: your friends having visited Ground Zero months after the attacks of September 11th, and you leave a "LOL" comment today. -1000 points for being a stupid, insensitive d***.

4. Commenting on someone's life events that you had no part in. May 14th, 2006 - Got my Master's degree! Comment date February 5th, 2015: "I knew your hard work would pay off!"

5. Requesting someone's relationship status. Some people keep their relationship status hidden for a reason; to thwart creepers. When you send a request for their status, you fulfill the requirements to be called one. Even worse, requesting their address from the info section. Why? You wanna do that cat-skinning and bush-squatting I mentioned?

The geeks of at Gizmodo (don't worry, that's enduring term for those techies) give you the rest of of the list, which, spoiler, includes "poking" someone's grandmother!

BTW, if you're somehow not already, be our friend on Facebook! And speaking of creeping, you can also be MY friend! You won't regret it (Okay, you will. But it'll take a while!)

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