You’re Wrong If You Thought Your Valentine’s Day Sucked

You may have already told the "horror story" of your man not getting you flowers or candy and taking you to the McDonald's drive thru and only letting you order from the Dollar Menu and More last Friday, and your experience would STILL be more awesome than what LLoyd Jackson of Ocala, Florida went through!

Ok, maybe the first couple hours went decent since he DID manage to get Tammy Hamilton, his Valentine's date, to spend the night at his place.  And that's where it all falls apart...

When he woke up the next morning, she was gone and so was HIS CAR!  He had a friend drive him to her place, and sure enough, they arrived just in time to watch her pull up in his vehicle!  She'd have drove off but he was able to grab his keys and call the cops.

When the police arrived, she decided to double down on being the date from hell by denying having stolen Loyd's car and claiming he paid to have sex with her(uhh...wouldn't that make her a prostitute?)

Then again, when you bring home something like this.....

...you kinda had it coming.(Maybe LLoyd's blind...?)      Oh by the way, she also claimed rape as a last-ditch effort to stay out of jail. That little fib landed her another charge, along with grand theft auto. Stay classy and happy Valentine's Day, Tammy!