Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

‘The Simpsons’ Renewed for Seasons 29 + 30, Will Likely Continue Well Into Infinity
By the end of Season 30, 'The Simpsons' will have produced more episodes than any scripted TV series ever.

Gigi Hadid Reveals Details From Thrilling Taylor Swift Halloween Party
"We had, like, chips and guacamole and pizza."

Bette Midler Resurrects ‘Hocus Pocus’ Character With 2016 Halloween Costume
Bette Midler dressed as Winifred Sanderson for an appearance at the New York Restoration Project’s annual Hulaween fundraiser.

Calvin Harris Talks Taylor Swift Breakup: ‘All Hell Broke Loose’
"For both of us it was the wrong situation. It clearly wasn't right, so it ended."

Justin Bieber’s Card Declined At Subway, Fan Pays For Singer’s Food
Praise be to Justin Bieber's fervent army of devoted Beliebers, because without them he may have left a West Hollywood Subway empty-handed.

Overachiever Justin Bieber Amasses Eight Guinness World Records
Bieber was on hand in New York City to collect his eight plaques on Monday (August 29).

‘Catfish’ Man Believes He’s Dating Katy Perry, Despite Relentless Proof He’s Not
Last night's (August 17) Catfish hopeful exhibited an alarming amount of denial unmatched by any of the show's previous victims.

‘Criminal Minds’ Star Fired Following On-Set Physical Altercation
“There were creative differences on the set and a disagreement. I regret that it occurred,” Gibson said in a statement.

Major Lazer + Justin Bieber Score A Dancehall-Lite Win With ‘Cold Water’
Bieber and Major Lazer have just released your latest contender for Song of Summer 2016.

Taylor Swift + Tom Hiddleston Waste No Time, Meet Each Other’s Parents
Things are moving at lightning speed for the new couple, who have already met each other's parents after just a few weeks of dating.