I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
Mom Forgets Kid’s Age, Plays Wrong Number and Wins Lotto
Mom's don't forget their kid's birthdays, right?
Parking Cops Chalking Tires Ruled Unconstitutional?
That darned Constitution.
Naked Man Attempts to Board Plane [WATCH]
"I fly with more agility when undressed".