I Work With A Buncha Psychos

psychopath = A person with amoral and antisocial behavior, lack of ability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, extreme egocentricity, failure to learn from experience.

It's my workplace to a T!  Ok, atleast that's concensus I gathered from an article by Time.

The top 10 jobs with the most psychopaths are:  CEO, lawyer, media personality, salesperson, surgeon, journalist, police officer, clergyman, chef, and civil servant.  And look at that, I work with media personalities, journalists and salespeople (I, of course, don't count myself as one since I'm too modest.  Probably the most modest person I know, actually.  It not my fault my awesomely-amazing modesty is offensive to most since they be hatin'!)!

Anyway, the top 10 jobs with the fewest psychopaths are:  Care aid, nurse, therapist, craftsperson, stylist, charity worker, teacher, creative artist, doctor, and accounant.  The good thing, the Med City is plentiful with these positions, so the odds of getting strangled by an office-mate while grinning from ear to ear are fairly slim...