Kirk Cousins is in a Weird Ad for Skittles

I have a lot of questions and I'm very confused.

First of all, I understand why there are tube men in the background (you'll understand in a second too) but it's still bizarre.

Also, WHY IS THAT BOX OF SKITTLES SO BIG AND WHERE DO I GET ONE?

And finally, what is that touchdown dance? Sure, your touchdown dance can't be like anyone else's but also thank goodness we didn't sign Cousins for his dancing abilities because... oof.

Oh, and, wait, what does any of this have to do with Skittles?! Yes, you have a box of Skittles but it looks so small compared to everything else. Sigh, I don't know that I'll ever understand what's happening in this video.

Here, check it out for yourself:

I just... don't know... what's going on.

Source: Bring Me the News

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