Starbucks’ War on Christmas Continues?

Starbucks just cannot catch a break!

First, there was the "controversy" last month surrounding their red cups. Now, people are upset about their polar bear cookies...

Yep, that's right people: Starbucks was SO upset about the red cup fiasco that they're continuing their "War on Christmas" by slitting the throats on all of their polar bear cookies.

Cue the internet freak-out!  

However, anyone on the hunt for these morbid-looking sweets will just end up being disappointed. Starbucks stopped selling these cookies years ago!

By the way, if you think it looks like a polar bear with it's neck slit there is something wrong with you and you should ask Santa for some mental help this Christmas. Just saying...