25 Dorky Things You Don’t Know You’re Doing

Are you a dork? Wait - before you answer that, you should probably read this list of 25 dorky things you may be doing without realizing it.

1. Babbling on about your fantasy team
2. Call people names like “boss” and “champ”
3. You have “balls” hanging from the back of your truck
4. You keep stickers on your flat brimmed hat
5. You brag about not having cable
6. You grunt while curling at the gym
7. You take selfies in the bathroom

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8. You tip bare minimumm
9. You wear your sunglasses inside and/or at night
10. You’re a namedropper
11. You wear sleeveless jerseys to NBA games
12. You display empty liquor bottles around your house
13. You text during dates
14. You give out spoilers on TV shows and movies
15. You wear a cell phone holster
16. You make your friends watch funny Youtube videos
17. You sing old indie songs during karaoke
18. You give out advice when it isn’t asked of you
19. You Instagram everything you eat
20. You sign your e-mails “cheers”
21. You still call shotgun
22. You wear the band shirt to the concert of the band you’re seeing
23. You quote Borat
24. You buy jeans with holes in them
25. You take the last slice of pizza

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