See The New Kim Kardashian Video Game (It’s As Awful As It Sounds)
Since I’m old, I can remember cheat codes (like up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start ) to get 30 lives so you could be behind enemy lines and neutralize a terrorist group that is planning to take over the Earth. Let’s just say some games aren’t like that anymore…
In “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” you start as a “lowly” store clerk who wants to make it big in Hollywood. Some tasks in this not-at-all superficial game include straightening you hair, folding clothes and scrounging up enough cash to buy a new wardrobe to go to a party that Kim is attending. I’m hoping actually playing the game gives ones cerebellum more stimulation than watching it. I made it a full :94 seconds into this video before my eyes began to inadvertently glaze over. If you can make it through the entire 10 MINUTES of this and still function as normal member of society afterwards, congrats (KROC and Townsquare Media is not directly responsible for any permanent damage caused by watching this video in its entirety).