Are Minnesotans Dumb Enough to Buy This Winter Accessory?

I'm a freeze baby. I hate being cold with a serious passion! So I'd be the first to order something like this. That is if they weren't the most hideous things I've ever laid eyes on. The only time I would wear this if it was Halloween. Seriously, look at these things.

Don't they look like you are in costume as an animal or something? This one looks like the doilies my grandma used to make for us for Christmas every year. I can get behind the idea because even with a scarf, my nose is always cold. At the same time, I can't even begin to imagine how gross they are. When you're sick or your nose is running at all... Eww.

If by chance you actually like these or you're looking at finding something for your Halloween costume, you can find so many different colors and styles on Amazon for around $10.

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