Minnesota's state mottoes are “The Star of the North” and “Land of 10,000 Lakes.”  But what would our sarcastic state motto?

Distractify.com put out this list of alternate state mottoes. Residents from each state put a sarcastic twist on their current motto or came up with a new version to describe their state in a funny and honest way in one sentence.

For example, Wisconsin's sarcastic motto is  “Way too cold to be sober.”

So what should Minnesota's be?

We asked our listeners this morning: Ted said, "Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Construction Zones." Liv suggested, "Minnesota: We have two seasons - winter and mosquitoes!" And Ashley offered this motto, ""Oh it's 44° outside? Time for shorts!"

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