Suspect Hiding from Officers is Found After Passing Gas
The Sheriff's Department in Clay County, Missouri, located just North of Kansas City, has been making the news on social media lately, all thanks to an untimely bout of flatulence. That's right, all from breaking wind, cutting the cheese, and any other euphemism you can think of to describe passing gas.
A suspect was hiding from law enforcement as he had felony warrants out for his arrest, and his passing gas so loud it could be heard, led law enforcement to his hiding place. He was arrested without further incident or injury.
The Clay County, Missouri Sheriff's Office Facebook page shared the short story, and it went viral. The comments are the best. The caption on the picture says it all:
"If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a 💩 day. 🚓 #ItHappened"
Moral of this story, don't hide from the cops, but, if you do, don't pass gas! They will find you!