Signs You Used To Be A Server

I found this hilarious list that quite literally sums up my personality and habits.  Nothing is worst than serving nightmares, I'm a pro at carrying several glasses, and I'm always going to call you out if you don't tip well.  It's obvious, I'm a past server.  It takes a special kind of person to wait on you hand and foot, pick up your dirty dishes, and make small talk with a stranger, BUT it is one of the greatest jobs you will ever have.  Not to mention, it is one of the easiest jobs to come back to - it's like riding a bike.  What do you think fellow ex servers, are you guilty of everything on this list?

Read the whole list here.