Nothing says sexy quite like a big ol' green turd....

If you haven't heard, there's a black Halloween Whopper being sold at Burger King. Here's what it looks like:

Credit: Burger King Facebook
Credit: Burger King Facebook
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Totally nothing wrong with it, BUT it's making people's poo green thanks to the food coloring. #Greenpoo... Well, in today's world, do something big and it becomes a Halloween costume. Not JUST a costume, BUT a sexy costume.... All you gotta do is add some heals and fishnet stockings, and boom - sexy!

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Don't worry, you don't have to spend a fortune to be a giant burger OR poo - here's a DIY tutorial.

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