3-Boob Lady Costumes Are Here

We saw Samm describe how Halloween costumes for the ladies have gotten increasingly slutty year after year, so I thought I'd class it up by doing a story about how you can look just like the now-famous 3-boob lady!

HalloweenCostumes.com published a guide how, you too, can have an extra mammary gland!  Basically, they're asking you to buy 2 pairs of their fake boobies and some pink fabric to make a 3-boobed bikini.  If you put all these things together, it's allegedly supposed to make a great costume that resembles this lady:

When it actuality, it looks like this:

I know they only had a week to put it together, but this thing looks straight up awful. Ever dressed in hideous costume or witness someone else who has?