Missing Your Significant Other? Then Check Out the “Kissenger”
Are you involved in a long distance relationship? Then this might be the thing for you.
Long distance relationships are hard. I was in a few before met my wife and they totally suck, so I definitely know what the makers of this invention are trying to do... but still, this is just straight up weird!
Behold The Kissenger: It's the world’s first mobile kiss messenger... that's right, you can actually give your partner a kiss over the internet.
Sure, you'll look like a huge weirdo kissing this thing all the time, but you're in love so it's cool, I guess?
Oh 2017, is this how you really want to start things out with inventions like this?